a deleted scene from the 2001 spongebob episode “just one bite.” it was cut from future airings due to complaints that it was too violent.
THIS ACTUALY HAPPENED! I THOUGHT I FUCKING MADE THIS SHIT UP IN A DREAM OR SOME FUCKING SHIT. MY LIFE IS COMPLETE NOW!!!
air signs and earth signs after having pushed away the people they actually liked and trusted
He committed to how pissed off he was
I love how petty this is
I hope he brought the video to traffic court to contest the ticket lol
I love the poetry that this gifset ends with him running into a police car.
This is a tactic called Uncivil Obedience: where you follow the law so stringently that it exposes the injustice the law causes.
(Source: sizvideos)
atfirstiwaslikebuttheniwaslike:
may the 4th be with u
how to grow the fuck up
Home
- what the hell is a mortgage?
- first apartment essentials checklist
- how to care for cacti and succulents
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- Getting an apartment
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- ULTIMATE PACKING LIST
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- 100 tips for life
He actually told the time
HOW did the parent not die laughing immediately!?
OMG HE ACTUALLY TOLD THE TIME
At first I was just like- why is everyone so impressed that someone knew how to read a clock?
And then I got it.
(Source: weloveshortvideos.com)
how to be seductive:
- head tilt
- hooded eyes
- raised eyebrow
- little smirk
how to be evil:
- head tilt
- hooded eyes
- raised eyebrow
- little smirk
do you see the problem
omg.. they figured it out… fuck
IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES
you just put every marriage counsellor out of business
(Source: 552)
Beyoncé interrupts Chance the Rapper during a backstage interview
don’t date anyone who doesn’t want to hear your favorite song, watch your favorite movie, read your favorite book